Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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