This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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