So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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