I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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