As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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