I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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