I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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