The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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