Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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