conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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