He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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