He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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