I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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