I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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