im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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