Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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