Where is the hickey?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
There r osticjed everywhere
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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