Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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