Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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