NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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