She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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