i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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