The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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