Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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