Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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