if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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