Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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