i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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