need another drink. this is the easiest way
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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