All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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