Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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