I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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