I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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