the day after is always just damage control
my being single is dangerous.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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