there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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