I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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