Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
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so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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