College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
ok first of all what the fuck
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