Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize