omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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