sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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