walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I will pee on everything he values.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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