I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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