dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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