yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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