How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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