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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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