I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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