i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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