Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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